Ticket to Paradise
What impressed me most was the wall-to-wall mattress in the back of The Love Cloud’s Cessna 414 aircraft.
“Captain Tony,” the Chief Pilot of The Love Cloud, soars 5,280 feet (one mile) above Sin City while frisky fliers make whoopie in the passenger cabin.
“Most tell us it’s the best sex of their lives,” Captain Anthony Blake said about those who join the Mile High Club on his fleet of erotic vessels. “Flying on The Love Cloud provides them with a unique sensual experience, even if they’re just looking out to the stars and cuddling. Let’s face it, the world changed and we need love more than ever.”
The aircrafts swing couples around the Las Vegas skies, climbing to new heights by enjoying romantic flights. Captain Tony said 90 percent of his randy riders are 55 and older and enjoy “connecting with one another, feeling what they once felt for each other.”
His amorous air tour company helps couples pop their corks when celebrating weddings, anniversaries, birthdays, Valentine’s Day, and special occasions with champagne, one to three course meals, chocolates, and cake. You can also opt for limo service, music, balloons, and sex position pillows.
Past two tan leather seats lay red satin sheets atop a custom made foam mattress, as well as soft towels and cleansing materials. Plus, there’s no turbulent performance anxiety because the pilot is hidden behind a secured curtain and is equipped with a noise-canceling headset.
During day and night flights from the North Las Vegas Airport you can reach the “Big O” when overlooking Red Rock Canyon, Hoover Dam, Lake Mead, and the bright lights of the Las Vegas Strip.
“One frequent flyer couple took the flight three times in a row,” Captain Tony said, “but then they took a fourth to actually look out the window to enjoy the sensational views.”
The Love Cloud offers three packages: Silver – 45 minutes, Gold – 1 hour, and Platinum –1-1/2 hours.
Back on the red-carpeted tarmac, you’ll get a Mile High Club VIP certificate to remember your bon voyage.
