Birds Do It, Bees Do It

Feeling a little slump in your relationship? Want to tighten things up, get some zing in your step? Have an affair.

Seniors go through years with the same partner, who they love, but time has taken its toll. Days become humdrum and the spark dulls. Chances are your relationship started with an affair during the free-love period of the 60s and early 70s. Bring back that era and do it again.

Being the first generation to grow up during the sexual revolution, you made love at any time, anywhere, and sometimes with anyone.

Today, don’t hesitate and tell your partner that you two are running away. Steal kisses while looking for hotels or places to meet. Half the fun is talking about this secret and making plans. Drive in separate cars, from different directions to a strange, out-of-the-way place for your liaison and come together. 

Act out the fantasy and make your partner your lover. Remember to pack silk garments, perhaps a toy or two, and anything else that helps peak your sexual power. Try sex in new positions, ones you dared not try before. Then, anything goes. Let the juices flow. For those hard-to-do positions, try as much as your senior bodies are able, laugh at any flops, and enjoy the moment.

Be the lover you always dreamed of being. In that no-tell-motel, dim the lights or fling open the drapes. Whatever suits your fancy. Drink wine and eat icy grapes. Turn off the phones and let these few hours become your secret, hidden from everyone in the world. The exhilarating freedom will bring you to heights you have not felt in many years.

An affair can be a climax to a wonderful moment. It can be quiet cuddling, just knowing you can share this tender moment after all these years. Whatever happens during these stolen hours, revel in it. Laugh out loud at the audacity of having an affair that you will brag about later.

Seduce each other as if you were strangers meeting for the first time for a magnificent fling. Enjoy the tryst of a lifetime.